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                     “妈，你是我的亲妈吧？！”                                                                                                             我问着，身为老妈，怎么能对我说这种打击x的话？她应该多鼓励我才行，哪能把我当做消遣的工具呢？                                                                                                             “就是因为是你亲妈才这么说，要不是你亲妈，谁对你说这个。”老娘伸手拍了拍我的脑袋，像是在拍我家养的那只流浪小土狗小h一样，很有敷衍的味道。                                                                                                             “老头，你说是吧？”老娘从我手上拿过手机，递给了坐在一边ch0u烟的老爸。                                                                                                             爸看了一眼，又微笑地把手机重新递还到了我的手里。                                                                                                             “还不错。”老爸点了点头。                                                                                                             果然还是老爸最ai我，难怪我从小就和老爸最亲。                                                                                                             ~\(≧▽≦)/~                                                                                                             “下一回，带回来给老爸看看。”老爸顺口说着。                                                                                                             这个，似乎还是有点难度的。                                                                                                             我支吾着不敢应声，我不敢对老爸老妈说靳骐其实b我小两岁这个事实。                                                                                                             在爸妈的观念里面，年纪小的男生一般都不大会照顾人，在他们的心目之中希望我能够找一个年纪b我大两岁或者同岁的，看上去要b较成熟的人当对象，因为他们觉得已经二十岁的还整天看动漫的我g本就是一个没长大的孩子，甚至爸妈都已经提前计划好了未来十年的事情，给自己买好了养老保险，连我结婚资金都已经准备好了。                                                                                                             我只能用“高瞻远瞩”四个字来形容我的爸妈。